Monday, January 31, 2011
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Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saying food blog. Verbal less painfully than the surgery?
6:10 Here we are again. Another weekend, another awards show. Three more to go: SAG (tonight), BAFTA, and then the big Kahuna, Oscar Oscar Oscar. I warn you all up front that I am live blogging tonight with a terrible toothache. I fear I need a root canal. I've heard they're very painful but having lived through so many Oscar races, I figure I've had so much psychic pain -- Crash anyone? -- that my nerve endings are probably shot anyway. Hi Tom Hooper! So, what's a little oral surgery?
Armie Hammer is a dork, an adorable dork.
What's the word for someone who is just genius at something without trying to be, an idiot savant? That doesn't sound flattering. Soooo the flattering version of that. Whatever the term is. That's what Hailee Steinfled is. Hailee is home schooled and Mean Girls taught us that that makes for smart girls, Mathletes even. Every single time she's worn something amazing and she's not repeating looks either. She looks even better tonight in a bright colorful stripey thing that only a 14 year old could pull off at a big deal Hollywood event and still make it look glam. Who are her acting heroes?
Besides Jodie Foster, Natalie Portman is somebody I've always looked up to. Diane Lane I love. I don't know I just love the fact that they love what they do. They bring such joy to their work.
The Diane Lane answer totally surprised me. She gleeks out over blonde himbo Chord Overstreet from Glee who Guiliana (from E!) then grills about his hair. He claims "I just get out of the shower and shake it." That's what I do, too!
6:20 Guilina interviews Jesse Eisenberg. Asks him 'how did you get here?'
On a airplane. It's very efficient.
Ha. Love it. He just can't play the 'I love this inane IQ free banter.' game.
6:38 They're only talking to TV stars. Not that there's anything wrong with that. "Tina" from Glee is raving about The King's Speech; AAAArrrrHHHHH, my tooth.
6:54 Guiliana just asked the guy from The Hangover* to make a sex tape. I am not making this up. (*Not Bradley Cooper though that would make more narrative sense) Jeezus woman, pull it together. At least "Stu" didn't say he loved The King's Speech. OwOwOwOW.
7:01 Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) is pointing to her breasts and just a moment ago, Guiliana was seriously hitting on Mila Kunis. She was just grilling her on the meaning of "sweet lips" from the Globes and what Mila's private nickname for Natalie is (she wouldn't say).
Then Giulina actually touched Mila Kunis. DO NOT TOUCH THE STARS WOMAN. What is happening tonight?
Is Guilana passing out invites to a key party after the show? The hell?
7:03 Sofia Vergara, who knows from horny onlookers, takes this opportunity to torture the helpless reporter. She is going on and on about how wonderful it would be to just throw on a t-shirt over your breasts and not have to wear a bra. She keeps pointing out her breasts, circling them even with her hands as if we don't already understand their glorious roundness.
The camera cuts away before Guilana passes her a key.
7:14 This SAG Red Carpet Arrival is brought to you by X-Men First Class. They've mentioned it like 4 times already (Jennifer Lawrence, January Jones, someone else. Who ISN'T in it?). Claire Danes looks amazing in Louis Vitton. But E! owns stock in Glee obviously. One gets the sense that even if Angelina Jolie walked up they'd shove her off frame for a cutaway to one of Glee's tertiary characters.
7:22 I worry that live blogging is dead in the age of Twitter. Actually Ding Dong you know. Twitter IS easier.
7:27 Natalie Portman just listened to...
I'm dying to know what you think Natalie was thinking. TELL ME.
7:29 Hilary Swank tells E! where she works out. And how many days a week she's there (four and she works out "hard"). Yikes. I didn't write it down or anything but I hope she doesn't have stalkers.
7:31 Nicole Kidman is wearing an odd dress. But honestly she looks really happy so I am happy for her even if she's going to get dinged on the worst dressed list.
7:38 And now just to surprise you I am pairing two people you'd think I'd never pair together. Here you go.
Nicole discusses her baby. Hilary discusses her workout routine.
7:50 Tooth pain reaching excruciating levels. And I keep going to the comments like your words contain novocaine but there are NO WORDS. In my weaker moments I'm as hard for comments as Lea Michele is for the cameras (seriously. STOP posing. Relax! you are famous. I promise you. I swear it on my life.) or Giulana is for a Natalie & Mila threesome.
7:54 Things Josh Duhamel Loves.
OWWWWWW. The King's Speech is my trigger. Josh Duhamel wants you to know that he also loves the movie. Curse you Josh.
7:56 Somehow in my pain I missed talking about Christina Hendricks goth look or Helena Bonham-Carter talking about those shoes again. That was such a canny move on her part. Notice how much press she got from it. More press than Mila got from "Sweet Lips" even.
THE SHOW
8:00
8:06 I passed out. In my head.
8:07 BEST ACTOR, TV DRAMA Steve Buscemi. Oh no... he's reading. I'm all for literacy but it should be banned from awards shows. Up with illiteracy. Ohmygod The Boyfriend just asked me if Steve Buscemi is married to the Desperate Housewife. "You know, the transsexual one." Ha. He is so clueless about celebrities. No honey, that's just... no.
This is not the droid bug eyed actor you're looking for.
8:10 Oh no. I think I just cursed Mark Ruffalo. He was having trouble reading his teleprompter as he and Annette Bening introduce The Kids Are All Right. I want that to win tonight so bad. But I know it shan't. Life is cruel. As are impending root canals.
8:12 I love CLIPS-- The lack of clips is the only way in which the Golden Globes suck.
8:14 BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA TV Julianna Marguiles wins for The Good Wife. Lovely speech. I love it when actors get so specific about their costume designers and set decorators and what not. She knows who makes her look good.
8:22 BEST DRAMA SERIES BOARDWALK EMPIRE. I always find it weird when they let the lead actor do the accepting for series wins. Shouldn't it be a supporting player? When a new show wins big I always wonder if it's because it's a shiny new toy to play with or because it deserves it. Or at least I wonder this when I haven't seen the show in question.
poll by twiigs.com
8:28 A Commercial Montage. Is there anything more redundant?
8:29 Amy Adams clip for The Fighter is STELLAR. That's such a great scene. BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS goes to Melissa Leo in The Fighter
8:32 Melissa Leo's speeches are doing exactly what speeches are supposed to do in the tv series that is awards season. Each show is the new episode and if you don't keep rooting for people they're in danger of being booted off the competition. Here's what she said.
Amy and Christian congratulate Melissa Leo
Thank you so much. Oh my god. I'm much better when I have my words written for me and somebody's costumes to put on like Mark Bridges beautiful outfits. But when he showed me the outfits on the hanger I thought 'I don't think so.' This has been an extraordinary season fo rme. I am so proud to be a part of The Fighter. I'm here tonight with six of the seven girls who played my daughters in the film. Thank you girls. Thank you for helping me get a man I could bring home with me tonight.
Words can't express my thrill that the daughters came along. And god I love it when awards shows help us along in our sick anthropomorphization of inanimate bronze statues.
8:43 BEST COMEDY ACTOR, TV Alec Baldwin for 30 Rock.5th Consecutive win. Amy Poehler's "and the winner is..." was priceless. It went...
And the best actor in this category according to some people as of tonight is...
Hee when The King's Speech wins the Oscar they should say something similar li--- OOOOOWOOWWWWWWW OWWWW. Damnit. Novocaine? anyone anyone?
8:46 I think Alec Baldwin was a little embarrassed to win again.
8:47 BEST COMEDY ACTRESS, TV Betty White "Hot in Cleveland"Have any of you seen that show. It's shhhhh quiet voices. Terrible. It feels like it was made in the late 70s or early 80s. Laugh track and everything. At least Betty knows why she's winning. Hilarious line:
You didn't applaud when I turned 40!
She also felt up the statue. Dirty old ladies. Never gets old.
8:52 I don't have the energy for this tonight damnit. I blame you Royal Stutterer. You know who you are. Apologies to anyone still reading.
8:53 Angie Harmon has raided Penelope Cruz's Oscar closet. Seriously. Grand Theft Feathers. She only died it a little pinker. It's so pink. "Prettttttttty"
8:58 BEST ENSEMBLE COMEDY goes to Modern Family. So very deserving. What a great show that is. Notice that the SAG's giant genital area has sided with Sofia Vergara's massive breasts of which she is very proud.
8:59 I'm sorry but this is not right. They're even showing commercials for The King's Speech during the commercials of the show honoring The King's Speech. Will they play Alexandre Desplat's score in my ears while they drill into my mouth and make me part cyborg will newly made parts?
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Saturday, January 29, 2011
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20:10 âinside for âgold âlarva â?
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Friday, January 28, 2011
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E! whaaaaa. No way. Natalie Portman doing "Don't Tell Mama" from Cabaret ... as a teenager!Serious Film Tilda Swinton as "the Anti-Streep"Inside Movies another look at how Oscar ballot counting works. Every time it's explained it sounds more complicated than the time before. But it's cool that EW staged a mock nomination with readers.
Towleroad me sounding off about the Oscars again. I can't shut up. I'm Unstoppable. I'm nominated for best Sound Editing, bitch.Cinema Blend Saoirse Ronan joins The Hobbit (but the book supposedly has no female characters. I haven't read it since I was like 11 and it bored the shit out of me. But then, if it didn't have any female characters that's probs why.Adrian's Film Music listens to Alexander Desplat's The Ghost WriterGold Derby more on the Burlesque snubbing in Best Song. I'm still so pissed about this. What I don't understand about the music branch's voting structure is why it's practically an invitation to sabotage potential nominees if you hate them. In what other Oscar category can you vote AGAINST a potential nominee? That voting system needs serious rethinking.
Montreal Gazette has a fairly well reasoned piece on the lack of people of color in this year's Oscar nominations. I was just discussing this on twitter. My basic feeling on this, though I realize it's not a popular one, is that the Academy is unfairly blamed for this year in and year out. Too many people view "The Academy" as interchangeable with "Hollywood". But in truth the Academy is a tiny minority of Hollywood reflecting Hollywood back at itself with some deep filtering (i.e. favoring dramas, message movies, biopics, period pieces,). When actors of any color get good roles in the types of movies that everyone understands Oscar will honor, then they end up fighting it out for nominations.
"It’s the role that wins the Oscar, not the actor."-several smart people throughout time.
The problem lies in getting the roles in the first place. And that's where things gets complicated and worth arguing about. Too many great actors of color don't get the career opportunities their talent merits. But that's a different discussion than the Oscar nominations.
On a happier note to wrap up ~ the first Oscar Promo!
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The forest Rangers (1942): What C you obtain when you cross-country race smoky the bear with the maximum Factor?
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Happy New Year' S Day
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âThe of fever off the gold âoff Chaplin improve even with the CHF
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E! whaaaaa. No way. Natalie Portman doing "Don't Tell Mama" from Cabaret ... as a teenager!Serious Film Tilda Swinton as "the Anti-Streep"Inside Movies another look at how Oscar ballot counting works. Every time it's explained it sounds more complicated than the time before. But it's cool that EW staged a mock nomination with readers.
Towleroad me sounding off about the Oscars again. I can't shut up. I'm Unstoppable. I'm nominated for best Sound Editing, bitch.Cinema Blend Saoirse Ronan joins The Hobbit (but the book supposedly has no female characters. I haven't read it since I was like 11 and it bored the shit out of me. But then, if it didn't have any female characters that's probs why.Adrian's Film Music listens to Alexander Desplat's The Ghost WriterGold Derby more on the Burlesque snubbing in Best Song. I'm still so pissed about this. What I don't understand about the music branch's voting structure is why it's practically an invitation to sabotage potential nominees if you hate them. In what other Oscar category can you vote AGAINST a potential nominee? That voting system needs serious rethinking.
Montreal Gazette has a fairly well reasoned piece on the lack of people of color in this year's Oscar nominations. I was just discussing this on twitter. My basic feeling on this, though I realize it's not a popular one, is that the Academy is unfairly blamed for this year in and year out. Too many people view "The Academy" as interchangeable with "Hollywood". But in truth the Academy is a tiny minority of Hollywood reflecting Hollywood back at itself with some deep filtering (i.e. favoring dramas, message movies, biopics, period pieces,). When actors of any color get good roles in the types of movies that everyone understands Oscar will honor, then they end up fighting it out for nominations.
"It’s the role that wins the Oscar, not the actor."-several smart people throughout time.
The problem lies in getting the roles in the first place. And that's where things gets complicated and worth arguing about. Too many great actors of color don't get the career opportunities their talent merits. But that's a different discussion than the Oscar nominations.
On a happier note to wrap up ~ the first Oscar Promo!
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